JoJo's Bizarre "Star Platinum" Coffee

Sale price Price $24.00 Regular price

JoJo's Bizarre Adventures~

JoJo's Bizarre Coffee, Drop #1 :

  • Jotaro Kujo's "Star Platinum" Coffee
    • Single-Origin, Brazilian Medium Roast
      • Bold Roasted Chocolate Tone
      • Subtle Fruit Sweetness
      • Smooth Finish

Jotaro Kujo: "Yare Yare Daze...

This coffee is so bold, it could be its own Stand. In fact, if I had more of this.. I could use it to help remove Dio's existence for good.

The flavor is outlandish and bold, but smooth, much like my Stand's style. I'm done wasting my breath; just try it- then you'll understand."

-12 oz. (~24 servings)

- Ground for Standard Coffee Pot (can work in reusable pods)

- All Orders Roasted Fresh & Shipped in Small Batches for Quality. DM @vibrantrycoffee for an order status update 👍

- Medium Roast Brazilian Single-Origin Coffee

- Shipping Fee Included*

- Orders Collected, Roasted, and Fulfilled Every 2 Weeks (we a small biz yo, focused on quality/freshness of coffee > as we grow, we will fulfill orders more frequently!👌)

- This is @jjba.official's referral page. His memes are on fire; be sure to check his page out here. His favorite character is Bruno Bucciarati.


Jotaro Kujo: "You're about to ask: 'Why is it $24.00??'"

You: "Why is it $24.00?? .... WAIT, you just guessed I would say that??"

Jotaro Kujo: "Yare yare daze.

This is higher quality coffee than what you'll find at a commercial café chain or grocery store chain, shipping is included in the price, and the labels are individually designed by obsessed jjba fans.

Single-origin coffee is typically higher quality and tends to offer a more fair price to the farmer who produced the coffee beans at the beginning.

Trust me... you don't want to mess with a coffee farmer's Stand.

Grab this coffee while it's available.

If you miss out... It's just such an unsavory thing to do."

You: "Will you do the Ora Ora Ora thing if I buy some?"

Jotaro Kujo: *tilts cap down*

*YES Yes yes YeS yeS*


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