Dio Brando's Coffee Drop
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Dio Brando's Roast | Drop #2:
- Dio's The World Coffee
- Single-Origin, Guatemalan Medium Roast
- Sweet Chocolatey Flavor Hints
- Subtle Tang of Fruity Sweetness
- Citric Finish
Dio Brando: "How many breads have you eaten in your life?...
I've drank quite a bit of coffee in my time. I love wine, but coffee... just hits different, and is definitely not useless.
I enjoy showing the entire lineage of Joestars *cough* Loserstars *cough* just how useless they are against me. A flavorful medium roast seems to make za Warudo last a few extra seconds, so I drink quite a bit..
The flavor is wild, precise, and strong. Should I remind you how my Stand is stronger, faster, and more precise than Star Platinum?
It was me, Dio, who perfected this roast- it gives me the energy I need to stay alive another day."
-12 oz. (~24 servings)
-Pre-Ground for Standard Coffee Pot (can work in reusable pods)
-All Orders Roasted Fresh & Shipped 1st Week of February.
-Medium Roast Guatemalan Single-Origin Coffee
-Reserve your The World Coffee by placing pre-orders on this page
-*Limited quantity available*
Dio: "Don't question my coffee habits! Just know it's worth my time, and I have a LOT of time on my hands, so I know my coffee well.
You: "Why is it $24.00?? .... Wait, shoot, I wasn't supposed to ask anything..."
Jotaro Kujo: "Yare yare daze."
Jotaro: "Yeah, it's higher quality coffee than what you'll typically find at a commercial grocery store or café.
Single-origin coffee is typically higher quality as well, and tends to offer a more fair price to the farmer who produced the coffee beans at the beginning.
Trust me... you don't want to mess with a farmer's Stand.
Grab this coffee while it's available.
If you miss out... It's just such an unsavory thing to do."
Dio: "Oh, so you're approaching me?"
Jotaro Kujo: *tilts cap down*
*YES Yes yes YeS yeS*
Dio: " WRYY.. MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!!!...
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